Merry Christmas, Y’all!

Armenian and Greek Orthodox monks fought with broomsticks and fists over which parts of the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem they got to clean after Christmas celebrations and before Orthodox Christmas celebrations, held on January 2nd. The Church of the Nativity is built on the site where theologians believe Jesus was born – you know, where the manger was after Joseph and Mary were turned away from the inn. Palestinian police weilding clubs stormed the church and restored peace. That’s an unexpected twist, right? Sweet Jesus, priests! What the devil is wrong with you?! Can’t we all get along? Peace on earth, blah, blah, blah, blah? You guys need to huff a little frankincense and chill the Hallelujah out! It seems like if the churches really wanted to clean up some shit in the Middle East, there would be plenty of of shit to polish, but, no, modern religion is reduced to a broom-brawl in a holy stable! P.S. Lost the power to embed again. Suffer, people, and just click on the link!

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