This Halloween I was famed ’60’s Civil Rights activist Angela Davis.
Say it Loud! (Hunh!) Got Twix and I’m proud!
Welcome home JC and Em!
This Halloween I was famed ’60’s Civil Rights activist Angela Davis.
Say it Loud! (Hunh!) Got Twix and I’m proud!
Welcome home JC and Em!
You know, being ahead of the trend really requires a grace that few of you will ever have to achieve. One must possess tact and feel a sense of noblesse obligé when others come, excited about news or hip new fads, and I, princess of politesse that I am, do not yawn, roll my eyes, or belch at them – sometimes it’s fun to burp when you are bored or annoyed – because their exciting little tidbit is, frankly, passé, to me.
Of course, I understand that there is a certain degree of natural synchronicity in the universe, but, to be honest, I do believe that much of the time, I come up with an original, never-before-imagined idea, and the rest of the world just copies me. I know, I know… it’s the most sincere form of flattery, blah, blah, blah. Still, all I ask is for the proper credit, perhaps a little praise for my prescience. And monetary compensation. That’s more than reasonable, non?
For example, NPR recently called me. I usually only answer when it’s that sassy, randy minx, my Marketplace manfriend, Kai Ryssdal, calling. (Sample conversation: “What’s the market doing now, Kai… do I see that little NASDAQ going up? My, how your portfolio is increasing! Who’d like to make an investment?!”)
I thought it was Kai-Kins, so I picked up. Quel horreur! It was that wretch, Nina Tottenberg, attempting yet again to best me. This rivalry has been going on ever since Garrison Keillor tried to lure me to his prairie home, while completely ignoring her awkward, pathetic advances.
“AVR, Darling, I believe we have finally scooped you! My Weekend Edition team found the most adorable little coffee shop, full of the most delightfully real people, in which to do an election piece! You’ll simply never guess where it is!”
I thought long, but not hard, which I think would be a great title for an older adult contemporary concept album.
“Did you go to Trudy’s Diner in Idaho City, Idaho, Nina?” I asked.
The initial shocked silence on the other end of the line was satisfying, but when Nina started shrieking hysterically and calling me names I simply can’t bring myself to mention here, my victory grew a bit tiresome. I ended the conversation the same way I end most of my dialogues with Ms.Tottenberg, or, for that matter, with that slutty Diane Rehm.
“Idaho, Nina? Let’s be real, shall we? You da ho! Everyone knows whoClick and Clack, The Tappit brothers, are really tapping! Good day!”
My faithful readers will recall this recent post https://smalleradventure.com/2012/09/what-up-idaho-city in which not only did I bring Idaho City to you, but I also had a special shout out to my friends at Trudy’s. That’s because I am a real journalist and cutting edge trend-setter. Here’s the NPR piece. Nina was so upset she had to get her lackey, Rachel Martin, to do it. http://www.npr.org/2012/10/21/163336898/election-2012-brunch-in-idaho.
Of course, you know that two of the books I reported on have been made into major motion pictures this year. Perks of Being a Wallflower, the young adult novel by Stephen Chbosky is currently in theaters. https://smalleradventure.com/2010/11/before-i-get-up/
Cloud Atlas, by David Mitchell, is coming out October 24th. It’s huge! I mentioned it way back in 2011 here: https://smalleradventure.com/2011/08/all-the-buzz/ Back then I hoped the movie didn’t suck. I still do.
Speaking of good books being turned into movies that hopefully don’t suck, Let The Great World Spin by Colum McCann is in production now, with J.J. Abrams of Lost fame at the helm. Could go either way. One of the great things about that book was Mr. McCann’s gorgeous prose, and I don’t know that the big screen will be able to capture that. One of the great things about Lost was Desmond. Damn. I just love me some Desmond, brutha. Even dirty, bloody and sweaty. Hell, who am I kidding? Especially dirty bloody and sweaty! Don’t judge me! At least I didn’t get his face tattooed on what appears to be my slightly hairy upper thigh. Yet. Hey, Click on this: http://www.girlgonegeekblog.com/2012/04/tattoo-tuesday-lost/ No, seriously! Click on it!
OK, back to the highbrow lowdown you’ve come to expect from me. Here’s Colum McCann’s website: http://www.colummccann.com . His new book, Transatlantic, comes out next year. You can hear him reading from it here: http://www.newyorker.com/online/2012/04/23/120423on_audio_mccann
I’ve been reading a book of short stories by Etgar Keret, an Israeli writer, called Suddenly, A Knock at the Door. Mr. Keret’s imagination is truly inspiring, and the depth of the stories he manages to tell in just a couple of pages is amazing. I was going to tell you all about him, so you’d be the first on your block to know, but then Selected Shorts scooped me big time! Crap’s Ass! Anyway, listen to him speak about writing and hear one of his stories read here: http://ec.libsyn.com/p/5/a/9/5a92f4fbc0989752/Pcast_SS201204.mp3?d13a76d516d9dec20c3d276ce028ed5089ab1ce3dae902ea1d01cd873fd5c158a089&c_id=5062094 When you are finished listening, scrape up all of your money and send me to NYC to hear him and Gary Shteyngart (https://smalleradventure.com/2011/06/tuesdays-goal-appreciation) speak on April 17th. I’ll make it worth your while!
Finally, you know how many times I have warned you about birds. They are dirty, full of mites, have flat, beady eyes, and sharp pecky beaks. They fly, which means they are capable of- and enjoy!- dive bombing missions, and they believe the world is their toilet. Their legs are made of dinosaur-snake skin (Evolution, my dear Watson!) and they have talons to claw at your eyes and rip out your vocal chords so that you can’t scream for help.
But here’s the worst thing: They are getting bigger and bolder. Think about it; there have always been big blackbirds, but when you were a kid do you remember grackels the size of a terrier? Do you remember them standing their ground in the street and staring into your car’s grille, just daring you to hit them? No sirree, Bob, those feathered footballs have grown huge bird balls, and they are coming for you! I took these pictures recently to illustrate my point. Notice how the birds line the telephone wires. That’s pretty horrifying. They are listening to our conversations. They are watching. Watching and waiting. Preparing to wing off to their leader. Freaky. Weirder still is the way they are hanging out on the parking lot, pacing. Why are they there? I go in a little closer to investigate.
I’m not gonna lie. I was spooked, and my camera got a little shaky. There was no food on the parking lot, no nest building materials, nothing sparkly. Why would they be hanging out on the ground?
I looked around. Nobody in the lot but me. The streetlights were about to come on, providing a glow to the dusk. I scanned the surrounding signage; one of them said “STOP!”, which seemed like a good idea, and another said “Park, Lock and Hide.” Then it hit me; those birds were just waiting for some sucker to forget to lock his Lexus and then they were going to jack that ride! Fuckers! They are afraid of nothing, and people, they will steal your car!! No lie, GI!
I know what you’re thinking. Has it come to this? I, too, thought perhaps I might be slightly paranoid. There was only one thing left to do. I needed to stare those beasts right in their flat, beady, red eyes and judge their true intentions for myself. I was terrified. But I’m a journalist, and that’s what we do.
I crept up to one of the beaked bastards carefullly, quietly. I steeled myself and tapped him on the shoulder. Slowly he turned….this is what I saw. Judge his intentions for yourself.
I know. Hideous. Birds are Beelzebub. You heard it here first. I hate to tell you I told you so, but…well, suffice it to say, being right all the time is a bit of a curse.
Of course, I am not the first to notice the increasingly hostile attitudes of the feathered fiends. Daphne Du Maurier brilliantly chronicled their homicidal natures in her famous short story, “The Birds”. If you haven’t read it, it’s really good; it’s a wonderful example of build and suspense. Here is how she describes the birds for the first time in the story:
In spring the birds flew inland, purposeful, intent; they knew where they were bound; the rhythm and ritual of their life brooked no delay. In autumn those that had not migrated overseas but remained to pass the winter were caught up in the same driving urge, but because migration was denied them, followed a pattern of their own. Great flocks of them came to the peninsula, restless, uneasy, spending themselves in motion; now wheeling, circling in the sky, now settling to feed on the rich, new-turned soil; but even when they fed, it was as though they did so without hunger, without desire. Restlessness drove them to the skies again.
Black and white, jackdaw and gull, mingled in strange partnership, seeking some sort of liberation, never satisfied, never still. Flocks of starlings, rustling like silk, flew to fresh pasture, driven by the same necessity of movement, and the smaller birds, the finches and the larks, scattered from tree to hedge as if compelled.
It only gets worse from there.
HBO has obviously been reading this blog, and has realized that what interests me interests the world, and so they have just aired a made-for-tv movie called “The Girl”, which is about the single-minded, relentless obsession Alfred Hitchock had with his leading lady, Tippi Hedren. I haven’t seen it yet, but I’ll bet it’s pretty good, so I give HBO my blessing – this time. But it was my idea. https://smalleradventure.com/2011/11/all-the-things-that-fall-in-the-cracks-of-the-couch/
One last thing: a quick review of a movie I have seen, Seven Psychopaths. It’s good, real good! I give it a solid “A”. It’s beautifully shot, interesting and oddly funny, and the cast is fantastic. Props to KW for picking it out and making me go see it. KW, I will never doubt you again! I can say that confidently knowing you won’t hold me to it, as you’ll never read this, since it’s not on Facebook.
One other last thing: Daphne Du Maurier also wrote a story called “The Doll” about a young woman’s obsession with a mechanical sex doll. I’ll investigate it immediately.
This is so cool!
Jay Mark Johnson is a photographer who plays with time, space and image, called spacetime artwork. He uses timeline/timelapse photography in unusual, exciting ways to come up with these photographs that are not only pleasing to look at, but also evoke moody, textured landscapes and poetic lyricism. I love how some look like paintings, some like tracers or the little floaters and explosions you see when you close your eyes tightly. You see those too, right?
Here are more, with explanations of his process that I didn’t understand a word of. The pictures are even better bigger, so check them out here: http://www.slate.com/blogs/behold/2012/10/15/jay_mark_johnson_s_very_unusual_camera_emphasizes_time_over_space.html
and here are still more from his website: http://www.jaymarkjohnson.com/
It seems like lots of photographers are playing with the difference between what we see with our eyes and what the camera shows us, or how we perceive the image that is before our eyes.
Both of the photographers awarded MacArthur “Genius” Grants this year explore the relationships between perception, meaning and the image. Uta Barth’s stuff is ethereal and abstract, and deals a lot with after-images, or what one retains from a picture after one turns away, like the idea of a photo or a moment, more than its content.
Here is an interview with her: http://db-artmag.com/archiv/2006/e/2/1/421.html
and here is a video:
An-My Le is the other photographer who was awarded the grant this year. Her subject is war, and her pictures also blur lines of reality and perception, but in different ways. For one thing, her modern pictures are taken with a 19th century camera. Interesting, non? Her photographs of the Vietnam war – I guess I should say the Vietnam Conflict, since it was never really declared a war- were taken at a military reenactment in California in 2004.
Pretty darned evocative, right?! They look “real” to me!
Here is An-My Le talking about her work:
Another woman who manipulates war images is Jo Teeuwisse. She is an historical consultant from Amsterdam who superimposes scenes from World War II over present day photographs of the locales in which the original photograph was shot. I really can’t think of a way to make that last sentence less clear, so I ‘ll just show you what I mean.
Also, she looks like this: Every day. Really.
http://xaxor.com/photography/22550-jo-teeuwisse-ghosts-of-amsterdam-photos.html
Ms. Teeuwisse is not the only artist to make these then-and-now collages. Check these out : http://www.flickr.com/groups/nowandthen/pool/
These photographs fascinate me. You know how obsessed I am with time and memory and forgetting. The blending of past and present, combined with how I will remember these images in the future, makes them liminal, or existent in a place that Victor W. Turner called the “betwixt and between.” I love the idea of being able to see the ghosts that we, both collectively and individually, carry around with us. This summer I visited the beaches of the Norman invasion of World War II, and was struck by the differences between then and now, and also how much those beaches had seen; such a sleepy, gray coast launching infinite waves of history! The Normans who set out to invade England in 1066 gathered on those beaches, sending forth their bravest and most fierce to conquer at all costs. The Americans, Canadians and English who were released from armored sardine tins, more scared than I can ever imagine being, who either saw those beaches in the final flickering of life, or stormed up them, pounding forward like a single mind, a sole idea, a unified fate. In all those years in between, tourists stroll hand in hand on the sand, leaning and nuzzling each other, taunting the water with playful toes, or knowing, undeniably, that they will soon part ways; men walk slowly, head down, thinking and listening to the ocean; women ran, to something, from something, just for the joy of feeling their feet splashing in the surf. The young lay in the sun and dream in the clouds; the depressed stand and stare at the sea, feeling in their pockets smooth, heavy stones of sorrow, weights of worry that obliterate any chance of buoyancy; and children picnic and chase each other, with balls and laughter, oblivious to history or destiny, just happy for a day at the beach.
Claire Felicie takes documentary-style triptychs of men in Afghanistan before, during and after they serve. These pictures are also really amazing. Check out their eyes. http://clairefelicie.com/
So now we’ve gone from images manipulated by form and content to those manipulated by time and experience. The last two featured photographers manipulate their pieces by intent and ignorance.
Rodney Smith does highly stylized black and white and color images that often play with the surreal or fantasy. He reminds me of Magritte. I love his precision and sharpness, and his use of light. So beautiful! Google him and go here: http://www.rodneysmith.com/
I leave you with two photos born out of incompetence. I am the photographer, and I still don’t know how to work my camera, but I like these pictures in spite of myself.
Say cheese!
Very special thanks to Chi-Toh for sharing the things that encompass the interests we share.
Bon Voyage to JC and Co., Em, and Denichiwa. You deserve a break! Enjoy!
Those people got no bones! Bodies made of bendy straws! So cool! That’s some flex for sure!
Krump is amazing also. The energy, the rage, the ecstasy! Check it out!
Then there’s Turf. Urban ballet! So smooth, so athletic, such a story!
I love this stuff!
Thanks, Mario! Back atcha!
I read almost a whole book about evolution, and now I am an expert. Unless otherwise stated, these facts come from Why Evolution is True, by Jerry A. Coyne.
WARNING: IF YOU ARE READING THIS, AND YOU HAPPEN TO BE MY SISTER, STOP RIGHT NOW, LITTLE MISSY! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO GET A SNEAK PREVIEW OF THIS THRILLING INFORMATION AND YOU BLEW IT! DON’T EVEN TRY TO LOOK NOW! IT’S OVER, BABY, AND YOU SHALL REMAIN IGNORANT FOREVER!!!!!!!!
In 2006, only 40% of Americans judged the following statement to be true: Human beings, as we know them, developed from earlier species of animals. 39% said it was false. 21% didn’t know. Here is a more recent Gallup Poll: http://www.gallup.com/poll/155003/hold-creationist-view-human-origins.aspx Fascinating!
Continents move apart at approximately the same rate your fingernails grow! That’s 2-4 inches per year! Scratchy!
Over the first 80% of the history of life, all species of were soft-bodied! Squishy! That matches right up with me; Over 80% of all species I’ve dated have been soft-bodied also! More cushion = more pushin’, right?!
We can estimate that we have fossil evidence of only 0.1% – 1% of all species! Oooh, rocky! Not much of a sample! Think of all the species that are gone forever, never to be discovered! Adinaloraptasorous Grande, we hardly knew ye!
The length of a day increases about two seconds every 100,000 years because the earth’s rotation is gradually slowed by friction produced by tides! That’s like daylight savings seconds every 100,000 years, and who doesn’t need extra daylight? Thanks, tides!
Corals have annual rings. These are not like college rings, or special yearly underwater ring tones that only coral (and some very sensitive oysters) can hear, but a ring in their bodies that mark every year, like trees. Corals also have daily rings inside of them, that mark every day! It’s like a coral diary, which is a great title for a sexy romance novel! By counting up the rings and using fancy science tools and calculations, we can figure how many hours in a day there were when different corals lived! That’s probably important information to someone!
There’s a fossil marsupial that was a 10 foot kangaroo with a flat face, huge claws and only one toe on each foot! Man, I’d hate to meet that guy in a dark alley! He’d hop up, banging into the dumpsters, and stand over you, gnashing his terrible teeth while you pissed yourself, and just when the sun was blotted out by his immense stature, and you prepared to evolve into total nonlivinghood, his vicious little five foot, flat-faced joey would pop out the pouch and stab his huge toe-claw right in your eye! Damn! Fossil kangaroos are assholes! Really, pretty much any time you’re dealing with joeys, tragedy is likely to ensue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUVZsu36SW4
Except for Joey Tribiani. It’s always a good time with this guy. One time Joey said, “It’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. You know, it’s moo!” Think about it…true on so many levels!
Stay tuned! More about cows to come! Oh boy!
This is not to say, necessarily, that all marsupials are bad; even if they were, anthropologists like myself don’t judge other species on value terms like that. My professional opinion is that marsupials are weird. Take, for example, their hoo-hoos. Marsupial males have a double pronged penis. This makes them popular with the ladies -it’s not the size of the penis, gentlemen – it’s the quantity! It’s also necessary equipment; marsupial females have three vaginas. Here’s a helpful illustration from the British documentary Inside Nature’s Giants.
Disappointed? Expecting koala porn? Get a grip on yourself! (heh, heh!) This is science, you perv!
Whales have vestigial pelvises (pelvi?) and hind legs, since they evolved from land mammals, probably from a species of artiodactyls, which are mammals that have an even number of toes, like camels or pigs! Look at me using words like vestigial, pelvi, and artiodactyls! I can also say phylogeny and Gondwana!
Are you bored yet? I’m just getting started!
So, whales descended from a land mammal like a cow. Creationists think that theory is ridiculous, because at some points in their evolution, they would have been like a “mer-cow”, a species that was poorly adapted to land or water. Behold this sexy specimen:
Eureka! The missing link, discovered by GE!
Photographer: Chris Gordaneer Prop Build: Kira Shaimanova (props to prop build! Way to go, Kira!)
So how to debate this seemingly insurmountable evolutionary conundrum? With the hippopotamous, silly! Hippos are cool, or – dare I say it -hip! They’re mammals, yes, but they’re total water wallerers, too! They spend most of their time submerged, and their ears eyes and noses are on the top of their heads to facilitate that habit. When they do go under water, they can close all of those orifices up tightly. No swimmers’ ear for hippos! (I’m not sure if they are prone to swimmers’ anus or not.) They mate in the water and their babies are born and suckle under it. Hippo babies swim before they walk. When they come ashore, their skin secretes a protective red fluid that serves as a sunscreen or antibiotic, so it looks like they sweat blood – even better than stigmata, right?! Hippos get up to 3 1/2 tons and 12 feet long, but they can outrun a human, and have ivory tusks that can bite a small boat in half! George Washington’s wooden teeth were really hippo tusk, which is more valuable than elephant tusk, because they don’t yellow! There I go again, debunking the myths that keep you awake at night wondering! That’s what I do! (Additional hippo facts from http://didyouknow.org/animals/hippo/. You don’t have to click on it, cuz I already culled the best parts! You’re welcome!)
So…hippos are mercows! Yay!
OK, I just have a few more things I really want to tell, but I can’t stand doing the exclamation points anymore. So here goes:
One of the biggest proofs of evolution are the examples of poor design in species, the idea being that if an all-knowing Creator intelligently designed everything from scratch, everything would be designed better. In humans, these include things like the appendix, wisdom teeth and the muscles that move the ears, all of which are useless, or that the testes are formed inside the abdomen, and then migrate through the abdomen wall into the scrotum, leading to hernias. In women, there is a small gap between the ovary and the Fallopian tube that the egg has to “jump” to implant in the uterus. If the egg pulls a Knievel and falls short, the result is an abdominal pregnancy, which is almost always fatal to the child. There are more things, stuff about pie holes and poo holes, prostates and pelvi, but my favorite example is the flatfish.
Hell, I just like to say “flatfish.” Try it! Fun!
Flatfish are fish that are flat -duh!- like flounder, sole, halibut or turbot. Here’s a real pretty one: So, flatfish start out just like any other fish, swimming upright, with eyes on two sides of their head. In order to escape predators, they lie flat on the sea bed, but then they get sand and sea schmutz in one eye. A month after birth, one eye begins to move, to migrate across the skull to meet the other one on one side of the body. Whether both eyes end up on the right side of the head or the left is dependent on the species. The skull changes its shape to help the wayward eye. Finally the flatfish tips onto its blindside, so both eyes are now on top. It becomes a camouflaged bottom-feeding predator, and forever after swims on its side.
Oh hell, no! Tell me that’s not worth reading this whole, randomly selected excellent evolutionary example post! Flatfish are awesome and kind of gnarly! Their eyes move! Damn!
I want to reiterate that just because I believe in evolution, and find much of it thrilling, I am basically against it, on the grounds that much of it repulses me. Like cockroaches. Or this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00509MQxRB8 (Check out the comments!)
Once one species evolve, everybody starts doing it, and that’s the problem.
You don’t have to watch this whole thing – it’s 9 minutes- but again, do check out the comments. Shocking, right? I guess that just proves another of my theories; humans are really slow to evolve. We see evidence of that all the time. Palintologists will find an abundance of terrifically unevolved pundits and politicians in the future, I’m sure.
Check out her site: www.zinasaunders.com
OOPS! I thought I was done, but I’m not! This just in! http://hosted2.ap.org/APDEFAULT/3d281c11a96b4ad082fe88aa0db04305/Article_2012-10-06-US-Congressman-Creationism/id-ab207e656e9e4692a80296a63a78c8a6
Thanks to Chi Toh for reading my mind!
Here’s a little extra:
http://animal.discovery.com/tv/a-list/creature-countdowns/animal-transformers/transformers.html
http://blogs.discovery.com/animal_oddities/
I know you were all wondering why there was a password protected post on this blog. It was meant as a lesson for avr, not for you. I just forgot all of you were watching. Sorry. Go back to your lives, citizens. Nothing to see here… except this:
love, chmchm
It’s official! Since I have last posted, I quit my job, got a new one and started graduate school!
The quitting itself was long overdue and necessary, but still sad and disturbing. I loved being a teacher, and I loved my school. I learned so much and met so many people that changed me; I feel very fortunate to have had the opportunity to have been accepted into a community that I never would otherwise have had the chance to get to know and understand. I didn’t want to leave; I was forced out. To have stayed there would have been to lose self-respect, integrity, and joy. I understood the term “soul-sucking” in a way that I had not known.
I guess it took me so long because so much of my identity was wrapped up in my career and the students with whom I worked. A long time ago, a friend told me that someday I would have an after school special made about me. Of course, that’s ridiculous, and I didn’t give it much thought (but maybe Lili Taylor or Patricia Clarkson or Toni Collete or Emily Mortimer or Katherine Keener or Amanda Peet or Justine Bateman could play me, and I would win a really big award for being amazing, and Bob Dylan would write a song about me, but nobody would understand all the words, and I would buy a small house in Whitefish, Montana and another one in France, and I would be reclusive, but super-intellectual people would find me and seek counsel with me and I would inspire paintings and poems and a song, that oddly enough, would be ska, and some real smart, totally hot musician would become hopelessly enamored by me, but I’d reject him, because I’m done with all that, and I’d go to the Emmy awards, where my after school special was nominated for three awards, and I’d meet Jon Hamm of Mad Men, and after that it’s really none ya bidness, so back off, Jackson!), but I didn’t think that it would all end with me being unwanted. All of those years ended with me handing Principal Jong-Il a form, which she signed and handed back without a word.
But…
My family supported me 100%, even when I told them I was leaving my job with nothing else lined up. My mom held me and told me I was doing the right thing, and not to worry. My sister jumped into action and made a million plans for me, and made me a special Friday night dinner with all of my favorite foods, and it wasn’t even my birthday! My dad, who can be very critical, kissed me on the forehead and told me I’d land on my feet. My brother-in-law stood at the end of the driveway and applauded my every step to the door, in slow-clap, to make it even more meaningful. I felt like Rudy. My cousins showered me with their best wishes, righteous indignation, and loving words. My family never wavered, not once, in their strength when I felt weak, their optimism when I was dark, their confidence in me when I felt unsure and shaken.
My friends told me over and over again how proud they were of me. They called from long distances and from around the corner, bringing me gifts and dinner, sending me cards that arrive and delight unexpectedly, like butterflies in the mailbox. They reminded me of good things that I had done, and told me they would have liked to have been in my class. They toasted me again and again until I forgot what we were drinking to. Chi Toh took me to a fancy restaurant and held my hand across the table while I cried and cried. Chm Chm left me the same message over and over again: “Did I tell you how proud I am?” Denichiwa was a mother hen, clucking over me, pecking at me to get my nest in order, Jill helped me clean out all of my files and pack my things in boxes.
Several of my students said that they would shank the principal in the third floor bathroom if I wanted, and they gave me their phone numbers to text them. Sergio, a grown 18 year old, cried like a baby, and Julio asked if we could date now, or at least would I buy him some beer. Alexis finally brought back my gray sweater with the sequins on it and told me that she felt pretty wearing it, because she thought she looked like me. They said they’d miss me, and asked me not to forget them, and to promise to be at their graduation.
My colleagues threw me a party, and Sara brought me white roses and chocolates. They said they were right behind me, and that I was brave enough to do what they wanted to do and that they respected me for refusing to be miserable, and for being a good teacher. They made me promise to be active in education reform and to try to get Jong Il fired.They used words like “admire” and “inspire”. Rickey said that when I first got there 17 years ago, he thought I was a babe, and he still thought so, but now I was something more; I was a lady, an educator, and a friend.
This could have been a point in my life that I would have found it difficult to recover from; I’m not tough or brave, and, because I have never been treated badly, I have trouble understanding why people wouldn’t be nice to me or like me. But instead, I left with my head held high, with confidence and hope. I feel proud of what I have accomplished and the the help I have offered. I discovered aspects of myself that I didn’t know existed, and I liked what I saw. Because of the people in my life, I wasn’t sunk by shame, guilt, or hopelessness. I was buoyed. I was lifted. Not only did I get my after school special, but I got to eat it with Ding-Dongs straight out of the freezer, sitting on a bean bag right smack in front of the tube!
And now I am happy. I am doing new things and learning a lot. I am being challenged, meeting new people, and am feeling creative. I’m on a small adventure and I’m excited about the future, whatever it may bring!
I end this post as I have so many others; I want to thank all of my people, with the utmost sincerity and gratitude. Because of you, I feel loved, respected and utterly secure. Because of you, I will always be just fine. Thank you for the gifts you give me. I don’t take them for granted, and I won’t waste them. I will work hard to make us proud! Yay, you! Yay, me! Yay, happiness! Here is my wish for you:
And here’s a little gift! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IArxakPsPE0
P.S. Additional thanks to Trixie, Bonnie, KB and Jonny Cool, Kathie, Reid, Scherry, McAdams, Em, Mario, Karen, Sharon and Robert for his good wishes from across the pond.
This post goes out to JC (not that JC!) for reminding me that it’s way past time! Thank you for caring!
Hey! Wanna know a secret?
I’m quitting my job tomorrow! Don’t tell my boss!
So, you’re probably wondering what’s going on these days in Idaho City, Idaho. (I can read you like a book! I know who you are and I know what you like to eat! Who’s been bad or good, who’s been naughty or nice! I know! You can run, but…well, you get the picture!)
Funny you should ask, because I happen to have a full report!
Ah, Idaho City! Nestled off Highway 21 about an hour outside of Boise*, Idaho City can easily be found by the Sinclair gas station that is directly across from it. (This Sinclair doesn’t have a big green dinosaur anywhere on the premises, so don’t get your hopes up.)
Recently, Idaho City was hopping! The 150th anniversary of gold discovery was celebrated this summer, so of course I went there to document the festivities for you! You’re welcome! The 458 residents of IC were simply overrun by tens of visitors who came to check out the parade, the living history reenactments in the park, the brats and beer, and the…well, that’s pretty much all there was to check out, but really, what more could you want?
Scenes from the parade: Yeah, that’s right! Horses, hogs, harlots, Indians and the Pope! Everybody who is anybody showed up!
As you can see, the architecture of Idaho City is – how shall I put it – retro. Here’s a little background: On August 2, 1862, gold was struck in the Boise Basin, and Idaho City became a bustling center of commerce and society by December of that year. By 1863, as many as 20,000 miners had descended upon the area. At its peak, Idaho City had more than 250 businesses, including opera and theater houses, a bowling alley (the earliest and most primitive forms of bowling date back to ancient Egypt and the Roman Empire, but official rules weren’t established until 1895. You heard it here first, folks!), pool hall, law offices, barbers and lots of saloons. There was a Masonic Temple, a Catholic church, and an International Order of Odd Fellows Lodge, all of which still stand today. Idaho City was the largest mining town in the Pacific Northwest, and the largest city between Saint Louis and San Francisco.
The population was true Wild West. People, including about 4,000 Chinese immigrants, came to make their fortune off of gold, gambling, and the opportunity that comes from large groups of people making big money suddenly, celebrating good fortune, and desperately trying to defend or steal what they thought was rightfully theirs. Men went armed at all times and whiskey was cheaper than water. The jail was oftentimes full. Here are some pictures of the Idaho Territorial Penitentiary, built in 1864.
All those nails and studs in the second picture were hand made. That’s craftsmanship! The graffiti is old school; I don’t know if you can make it out, but I think it says “E.L.+Bieber 4evah.”
There was so much rancor and discord in the town that one reporter wrote that a typical day consisted of “angels weeping, men cursing, dogs fighting, and there is murder in the midst of everyone.” Out of the first 200 people buried in Pioneer Cemetery, only 28 died of natural causes. (Special thanks for all this information goes to the Trudy’s Kitchen menu, from which I borrowed liberally. Trudy’s Kitchen, 3876 Highway 21, Idaho City, Idaho – the best meal in all of Boise Basin!)
In Idaho City – as well as in present day Idaho – fire was a constant threat. Eighty per cent of IC burned down in an hour and a half in 1865, but was quickly rebuilt…and burned down again two years and a day later in 1867. More fires came and went in 1868 and 1871, and diseases spread. Here is a picture of the county jail and pest house. The term (pest house, not jail – DUH!) comes from the word pestilence, which spread all through the crowded, dirty camps and communities. These pest houses were considered the best way to keep from transmitting diseases like small pox and diptheria, which were often treated throughout territorial Idaho with quinine and whiskey. In 1867 there were 7,000 people in IC, but by the time Idaho became a state in 1890, the population was down to 500.
Q. Who is hotter? Me, or this fire on the mountain that has been burning in a 130 mile swath of land for at least two weeks and is expected to continue until the rains of October put it out? A. Me! It’s me! I’m totally hotter than the fire! Idahotho, fo sho!
And that brings us to IC today! There are two paved streets in Idaho City, commonly referred to as “the one street or the other.” They run for about four blocks, but by the time you’ve reached the second one, you’re pretty much on the outskirts of town. There are a couple of bars, a lot of historic buildings, and a museum with four rooms and a video that plays on a loop. There’s a cool toy store called “Simply Fun” and a courthouse. There are a lot of antique stores (though I guess ‘antique’ is a relative term) and an artists’ cooperative. There is no Freedom Trail there, but there is a Freedom Bench.
So I guess what I’m trying to say is, it’s kind of small. The first night I was there I stayed in the hotel. I was the only guest. I don’t think I’ve ever experienced that before! I was awakened pre-dawn by an otherworldly howling, followed by whines and cries of the local dogs. That was odd. But also cool.
The best thing about Idaho City is the people. They are the kind of individualists one would expect to meet in a place so remote and rural, but everyone seems to get along and they look out for each other. And they’re happy. They party hard and they enjoy their lives. Music floats across the dusty streets from behind screen doors and patios, or drifts out the windows of a passing truck. They are not concerned with fashions or trends, but have a great love for things of simple beauty. Several people proudly told me, “We’re here by choice!”, and they don’t complain about electricity that goes out, being housebound in the winter, spotty internet or the lack of modern conveniences or plenty of choices.
Idaho Cityites laugh a lot and often. They created a university – Idaho City University, or ICU. It’s a state school; a state of mind, that is. It’s motto is “Semper ubi, sub ubi”, which, roughly translated, is Latin for “always wear underwear.” The mascot is a sqawfish, whatever that is. As far as I could tell, the purpose of the school is to have theme parties. It’s a different twist on higher education, but one I can fully get behind.
Most of all, I will remember that everyone I talked to was really nice. They all seemed interested in meeting me and talking to someone new. They were genuine and kind. From the greasy bikers who took time out from buying lots of beer to help me pick out the perfect watermelon, to the lady at the museum “Hey! My name is Chet! Welcome! Where are you from?”, to Jennifer, who welcomed us with open arms when we arrived unannounced at her beautiful house on a mountaintop to watch the sunset. She brought out a bunch of binoculars and taught us how to zoom in on tiny, jeweled hummingbirds as they fed just feet in front of us. It was amazing! Before we left she got a phone call telling her that her grandson, Hudson, was on the cover of Vogue.
That’s how Idaho City is. You think you’ve seen it all, and that while it is quaint and interesting, there is not much to it. But it keeps unfolding in unexpected ways. It’s a lesson in keeping an open mind and happily receiving whatever may come. It’s a place where you take life slowly and look for what is right in front of you, but that you can’t always see.
What a great vacation!
*Do you see a ‘Z’ in Boise? that’s right, you don’t, cuz there AIN’T no ‘Z’ in Boise!** The true Ho’s (Ida and No, Uda – still funny, right?!) pronounce it Boy-see. It comes from a woods the pioneers saw; wood in French is ‘bois’, pronounced ‘bwah’, but Americans don’t talk like that, so Boy-see it is!
**There will, however, be a ‘z’ in the Zombie Apocalypse, at which time your vehicles will be in peril, but only in areas that are clearly marked and posted.
http://www.idahostatesman.com/2012/09/01/2253592/idaho-city-opens-its-doors.html
Super special shout out to the three R’s of my IC Education – Rhonda, Ron and Ralph! I will never forget this wonderful vacation! Here’s to many more!
Today Mitt Romney invited his friend Paul Ryan to the Republican ticket.
Don’t they look happy together? They have been friends since the mid-fifties, when they went on boyish adventures together. Oh the hijinks and shenanigans of those days! Here is a picture of the duo as kids, driving Romney’s first speed boat, which he got at the age of 12, and traded in two years later for a yacht. (It was just a small yacht – totally an appropriate size for a teenager.)
Here’s another picture of the presidential pair when they were a little older:
It was a simpler time, and, perhaps Romney and Ryan might argue, a better time.
It was a time when women didn’t care about their reproductive rights, when minorities knew their place, and poor people were content working any job they could get – if they wanted a job, there was one to be had – regardless of the conditions. They weren’t always whining to the government about safety and workers rights, because major corporations loved and cared for their employees and looked out after their best interests. Poor people pulled themselves up by their boot straps and everyone got a second chance. Commies were outed and gays kept closeted. The rich were wealthy because they work harder and smarter and by golly, they deserved it! America was a place were people could express themselves freely without fear, and the government didn’t have to get involved with all that political correctness mumbo jumbo, like all that hooey about the precious, delicate earth, or organic foods http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyfCxrKW3XY, or any of that crap.
Of course, I speculate. How do I know what the Romney Ryan team want? All I have to go on is their actual words. Here is what Paul Ryan said in his acceptance speech today:
But America is more than just a place…it’s an idea. It’s the only country founded on an idea. Our rights come from nature and God, not government. We promise equal opportunity, not equal outcomes.
I’m sure many countries might disagree that America is the only country founded on an “idea” or guiding principle, but I won’t quibble with that logic. I have some questions about our rights coming from Nature and God.
Like in nature, isn’t it the right of the weak to destroy the strong? Snakes are free to steal eggs from nests and eat them, right? Do I have the right to invade another’s home,and kidnap and cannibalize his young simply because it’s my nature? Should humans have the power to prey on each other just because they can?
And God…which God are we talking, here? I’m not going to argue about the existence or the word of God, but humans have had a spectacular record of using religion and righteousness for cruelty, exclusivity and atrocity, from well before the Inquisition to well after 9/11. Under God’s laws do homosexuals have rights? Do women? Children? Do the wicked? Is George Bush still The Decider?
I think the rhetoric of today that is becoming increasingly common and acceptable is scary.
Yup. That’s what I think.
Look at the remarkable restraint I showed by not posting these pictures!
P.S. Don’t you just love the word “quibble”?