Aflockalypse Now

If I get killed by a dead bird plummeting from the Arkansas heavens in the dead of night, suspect fowl play.

Get it?
P.S. They say it is fireworks that caused the birds to suddenly take flight in the dead of night. I wonder when birds learned to expect the 4th of July. Can someone say “government-chupacabra-area 51-like-hell-they-walked-on-the-moon-it-wasn’t-Oswald-alien-Hussein-Obama-there-is-no-global-warming-conspiracy time?”

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