Sung to the tune of ‘Sandra Dee’ from Grease:
Look at me, I’m Geddy Lee
With striped socks way up my knee
Shorts in the crack, but I’m really quite stacked
It’s me, in the Seventies!
New school, for me ,with diversity
Where brown and black mix with whitey
What do I do, but find a preppy Jew?
It’s me in the Seventies, hee-hee!
I like Journey, and gum
I think math is so dumb
and I sing at the top of my lungs
I have rules that I like to posit
Like No kissing with tongues
Until after three minutes in the closet!
Soon, I’ll be caught,
in punk rock and pot
With my parents,
epic battles will be fought
But can’t you see
For now I’m so Hap-hap-happy
It’s me in the Seventies!