1. Jim McMillan – The rent is too damn high, and apparently his furry, white balls are, too!
3. Carl Paladino – just a sweet, little, love bug, shown here reasonably considering a different point of view


4. Sarah Palin – Common sense, logic and reason personified.
Crazy, radical, violent, shrewish, mean-spirited, mad-as-hell, close-minded, misinformed-but-unconcerned, ranting, my-way-or-the-highway, wack-a-doos deciding what is good for the “real Americans” in this “nation under God” is truly frightening.
