Me: Is your dog still sick?
Denichiwa: Yep. I have to take her to a specialist for tests, Dr. Nietzsche.
Me: Dr. Nietzsche? That’s the doctor’s name?
Me: I don’t think that’s a good idea. You should ask to see someone else.
Denichiwa: Why? He’s a highly recommended vet!
Me: I don’t think he can be objective. Nietzsche believes dog is dead!
Note: In real life, Denichiwa delivered the punchline, but it’s my blog and I think things are funnier when I say them.
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