I am famous. It is official. Don’t hate, cybah-sistah! Don’t blubber, blogga brotha! I’m sure you have some special little talents of your own.

Check this shizz out: http://poetryjabberwocky.blogspot.com/2009/08/my-big-adventure.html

P.S. I have no idea who wrote this. I can’t keep up with all of my press. It’s exhausting, really.