Me: Is your dog still sick?

Denichiwa: Yep. I have to take her to a specialist for tests, Dr. Nietzsche.

Me: Dr. Nietzsche? That’s the doctor’s name?

Deniichiwa: Si.

Me: I don’t think that’s a good idea. You should ask to see someone else.

Denichiwa: Why? He’s a highly recommended vet!

Me: I don’t think he can be objective. Nietzsche believes dog is dead!

Note: In real life, Denichiwa delivered the punchline, but it’s my blog and I think things are funnier when I say them.

Other note: In French, the word ‘chat’ means cat. If you don’t know that, you won’t think the following has anything to do with this post.   for more, visit

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